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Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Verbal Faux Pas

To Brighten Your Day

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." -Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," - Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," -Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," -Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." -Al Gore, Former Vice President

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix " -Dan Quayle

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" -Lee Iacocca

"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy Like Norman Einstein." -Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." -Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." -Keppel Enderbery

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." -Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
posted by Julie at 10:57 AM


Where do you find this stuff? Unbelieveable. I saw a calendar last year that was a count down until Bush leave office. It was full of all the intelligent things he's said in the last seven years. I was impressed that he could fill a calendar all on his own like that.

7/11/07 19:38  

WOW... I feel, I can't express how I feel... WOW!!!!

8/11/07 11:29  

Tonia - LOL! Some days I am pretty happy that I am not in the public eye, because I can tend to say really dumb/random things too. I think it's my tendency to always be talking whether or not I have anything to say of any intelligence. LOL!

8/11/07 13:33  

i've seen these before, but they still always make me chuckle

13/11/07 09:20  

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