Monday, June 13, 2005
What I Learned In Class Today
Airplane: 200,000 spare parts flying in close formation.
The "Patriot missile" was created after we asked Germany if we could use small nuclear devises to shoot down Russian planes. The Germans thought that was inappropriate.
Sleeping in class quickly becomes an acceptable way to spend the afternoon, if you slide into conversation that you should be getting your blood work (to determine if you have Mono) back soon.
The opposite of a "light bulb" (you know, the kind that cartoon characters have over their heads when they realize something) is a "mud ball".
They say you learn something every day. Imagine how successful a day is when you learn four things. :)