In Michigan some sort of gateway (like the Bermuda Triangle claims to be) to an alternate universe and no one has shared this information with me?? If so, I think I have just slipped into an alternate universe. However, I am aware that this universe is counterfeit because, when I hit my programmed button for the Oldies Station in my car just now, it wasn't the Oldies Station at all. It was weird dorky 2000's POP! I HATE Pop! Does anyone else find this disturbing that I would press a button looking for cheerful little "bop-shu-ops" and got instead a boy-band
??? I kept waiting for a voice to break into the music to tell me that it was an Alltell commercial, but it never happened. Then I kept waiting for an announcer to break in and say, "Whoops. Accidentally put in my
CD, guys. Sorry about the mix-up." But that never happened either!!! WHERE ARE MY OLDIES??? If you have seen my Oldies will you tell them that they are desperately missed in Lansing, Michigan? Tell 'em that I love them and that I'm looking for them. I am will to pay any rescuer of my Oldies 33 three dollar bills (which equals $99) upon the safe restoration of my Oldies music.