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Wednesday, October 05, 2005

FED Files - Volume XII

Slap Your Co-Worker Day

The following forward has spread through our office this morning. Below the forward are some of the questions that my sweet co-workers asked after this went through.

Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?

Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow:

Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day! '

And here's some questions from our Feds:

posted by Julie at 3:50 PM


I love this!!! I am printing it off and sharing it with the staff at lunch tomorrow. Too bad it can't apply to small children as well as co-workers.

So Julie, what is your slap count?

5/10/05 16:23  

man...tomorrow's going to be a good day.

5/10/05 17:01  

This is right up there with Jeans day! Sweet Juls I am sooo glad you showed us. I wonder if Google has something cooked up for the day?

5/10/05 19:02  

My slap count is pretty high. Official numbers haven't been determined yet.

6/10/05 10:58  

Does the rule about staplers apply only to "office duty" models? I'm sure I could have a lot of fun with a construction grade, heavy-duty Stanley hammer stapler.


10/10/05 18:54  

Who couldn't? LOL! Hey, Ash, long time no talk. :)

11/10/05 15:36  

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