My solution is to have my other family members have pets. All the benefits, including the allergies.
I didn't want a puppy.I looked at the website anyhow.I still don't want a puppy.My biggest reason?Puppies turn into dogs.Anyways, I'd probably just kill it.My fish is dead. What do you do with a dead fish??
Just flush it. That's what I was going to do with Fergal, but Tifani wanted to bury it I think...
Puppies are WAY harder to kill than a fish. Fish are very delicate creatures. I don't know that my family ever owned fish that lived longer than 2 month.
Puppies might be harder to kill, but I wouldn't be surprised if I killed one even so. And that'd be even worse, because puppies are bigger than fish ... so then ... And plus, I'd probably be WAY more attached to the puppy.I need to figure out how to get my dead fish out of the fish tank. Ick.
Why is everyone talking about dead animals? My wife finally post a non cynical comment that should evoke thoughts of cheer and all she gets back is death. I realize now just long my beacon of light has been needed.
Sorry Brian!You're right ... it was a perfectly non-cynical post.
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